put your hands up

Raise your hand if you are wondering, 

"what is the moose's problem!?"

in regards to how much I don't post.

- moose -

CouchMoose

{you know like a couch potato but a moose instead.}

While I was away I did some decorating of the MooseHouse.

Please note fine crocheted rug, custom sofa, and the savings.

If you haven't noticed, the couch is especially nice.

 

But sometimes it's nettlesome to be a moose on a couch

-moose-

best news since sliced bread

LOOK WHO'S BACK!

duh duh dundun da tada!

I hope you didn't miss me tooomuch while I was out doing radical things like driving in cars and looking out the windows of them.

I'm back for good.

at least as of right now.

- moose -

slurp slurperee

Have you ever drunk the glory of a 7-11 slurpee?

HOT DOG thats the stuff to drink.

Check out this star-spangled sketch of me enjoying said delight.

-moose-

green matches glitter I hear

What? Why didn't anyone tell me the grass was green by now??

well gee, I sure do like puttering around the fields, I sure do like that.

-moose-

gettin' down on friday...

...to some Sonny and Cher.

I "cher" do like this song.

resemblance??

-moose-

a penny saved is a penny earned

the savings, if you will.

I'm saving up for a suitable piggy bank.

I don't know how much longer this carpet will be secure.

-moose-

C.T.M.

Hello Everyone.

I thought it was about time you knew the truth about me...

My first name is Chelmsford.

Who'da thought!?

-moose-

how to wake up on the right side of the candle.

Wake up and smell the Cherry Bomb, folks.

Keep those hooves on the ground!

...

but it's hard when I'm

over The Moon for the stuff!

-moose-

hrhmoose

yes folks, it's 3 am and I'm up!

you didn't think I'd miss the wedding did You?

-the moose-

what the moose wore today

 I know it's the spring, but I thought it would be a shame

if I didn't share with you my favorite scarf

before it was too late.

-moose-

pen pals

I am most certainly NOT dressing up as a Unicorn.

I was just doing taxes and wondering if I should get a pen pal!

-moose-

m.

M is for Moose

-moose-

a lover of fine art

The Moose has found himself some fine art!

Yes he has.

It really is a perfect situation because

The Moose is a true lover of fine art.

-moose-

You must know The Stats

the stats:

3x4

-moose-

welcome all of you!

hello!

I am The Moose.

i am happy to see YOU

YOU are happy to see me

and i have a Good Feeling about this here Blog.

-moose-