moosetagram, if you will.

if you want plenty more where I come from...

follow me on instagram!

because i have a great photographic eye for self portraits.

@themooseknows

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put your hands up

Raise your hand if you are wondering, 

"what is the moose's problem!?"

in regards to how much I don't post.

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CouchMoose

{you know like a couch potato but a moose instead.}

While I was away I did some decorating of the MooseHouse.

Please note fine crocheted rug, custom sofa, and the savings.

If you haven't noticed, the couch is especially nice.

 

But sometimes it's nettlesome to be a moose on a couch

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best news since sliced bread

LOOK WHO'S BACK!

duh duh dundun da tada!

I hope you didn't miss me tooomuch while I was out doing radical things like driving in cars and looking out the windows of them.

I'm back for good.

at least as of right now.

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slurp slurperee

Have you ever drunk the glory of a 7-11 slurpee?

HOT DOG thats the stuff to drink.

Check out this star-spangled sketch of me enjoying said delight.

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